Tonight’s human-feline discussion:
Anya (cat): Meow!
Me: Come here. (She rubs against my leg and walks around the table to face me again.)
Me: Come here. (This time she rubs against my hand & lets me pet her for all of 3 seconds before walking around the table again.)
Me: Come here.
Anya: I presented myself for the obligatory petting, now fucking FEED ME!
I’m wondering just how much vodka is left in the bottle.