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life's injustices, misc rantings, relationships, the method to my madness

*updated* You shouldn’t piss me off in a room full of knives.

Sadly, the husband & I are sitting at the kitchen table…..playing on our respective laptops. Yes, this is our Saturday night entertainment. I have yet to decide if we have no lives, are getting old, or are just too fucking lazy to do something decent on a Saturday nite. It seriously went downhill when the husband opened his mouth & inserted both feet (as he usually does). After a lull in the conversation, he says, “I’m looking on Travis’ page right now.” I asked, “His Facebook page? Are you still on Facebook?” He replied, “Yeah. His oldest daughter? Is really freakin’ cute.” And I’m all, “Dood! I’m sitting right FUCKING here!!!!!!!!!!”

Now I realize that this is pretty much a marriage of convenience (& certainly not the good kind of convenience), but I now keep looking over at the knife block, trying to decide if it’s worth going to jail to make my point. Hmmm…decisions, decisions.

Update – The husband tried to get out of he hole he had dug himself into by saying, “If she were mine, she would be locked up.”

So not helping your case dood.
life in the fast lane, misc rantings, relationships, zodiac

since when is the universe so in tune?

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so…..i honestly thought the 1st one was funny as hell. now it’s just gettin’ freaky. this was my horoscope on friday:

Your recent push toward getting to know someone has created good results, but it’s wise to quit while you’re ahead. Pull back and let them start pursuing you. Pushing even harder to spend more time with them is not going to create better results — it’s only going to freak them out! Giving them a bit more space will show them that you respect them. Suffocating them and demanding their free time only shows them that you are selfish — which you are not! Stop chasing and let yourself be chased.

now, i have recently been reconnecting with an old friend. yes, i did go see him last weekend. and yes, it could have the potential of something more in the future. and i know that the best thing for me to do right now is to not push anything to happen (too many complications in both our lives).

so i’m wondering when did the universe get so in line with my thoughts and what is going on in my life? freak!