if it helps, i am hearing the tune to “m is for the…” in my head. among other things. the voices are really the ones that told me to do this.
S is for the slick & slippery roadways
N is for the nimrod idiots who don’t deserve to have a license (and might not actually have one) & have no business being on the road (ok so that line doesn’t quite fit with the tune….bite me!)
O is for the OMG!…..I…..CAN’T…..STOP!!!!!
W is for when will spring really be here?
you may think i’m bitter from reading this. do i SOUND bitter? do i? DO I?????